Bullet train doodle

Found in a bundle of old sketches… no idea what it is. Maybe the BFG happily stealing children? #bitsketchy

A little self portrait…

The sad gorilla sat and shed a single salty tear. Quickly absorbed into his gorlla fur so no one around could see he was sad.

Some days it’s a bit of a struggle for Mike.

Christmas sprout

Mavis the 60 year old can can dancer could still get her legs behind her head, though only on Sundays after a weeks warm up.

What you fuckin’ looking at? That’s right, jog on cunt chops, jog on…

In a distant land, in yesteryear, two brave souls did once appear,

Over horizon and beyond the trees, with a pouch of carrots and a parcel of cheese,

From our two brave heroes no mystery can hide,

For tonight Randolph and Monkton set out and ride!

Sun burnt Pope in a phone box

The mystery of the child snatching eagle was last week revealed to be a hoax, yet additional footage from the child’s built in HD flip camera (they come as standard these days) shows a darker side to the pranksters #Saveagle #birdofprey

Melissa shunned the shackles of hi-vis vests and crash helmets for the thrill of the open road (B-Roads and minor country lanes) and the wind in her hair. #whhhooosh